Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 15, 1997
Transcript:
Arlo is on the phone. System says, "Welcome to Friendly Banking's automated customer service." Message goes on, "If you are calling form a touch-tone phone, press'1'.." Arlo presses one. System asks, "How has your mother been getting along these days?" Arlo is shocked. Arlo stares at phone as message continues, "If she is fine, press '1', if she is doing poorly, press '2',.."
Don’t give them ideas :-)