Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 17, 1997
Transcript:
Caption is, "Each year at this time, a day's set aside," There is a closed teller's window. Picture of George Washington. Caption says, "To honor the Presidents in whom we have pride." Picture of Abraham Lincoln. Caption says, "They why of the one day is not hard to see," Caption concludes, "For one day's the shortest a holiday can be." Arlo looks inside mail box and asks, "Where th' mail?"