Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 25, 1997
Transcript:
Janis and Arlo are looking through a newspaper. Janis yells, "Look! A used piano for $700!" Arlo yells, "That looks interesting! You should call!" Arlo says, "Look! A used sailboat for $35,000!" Janis shoots an anger look at Arlo. Caption says, "Wives should check the marital exchange rate before major purchases."