Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 05, 1998

Transcript:

In a musical instruments store, Janis tells a salesperson, "I want an inexpensive keyboard to take up playing again." Janis adds, "Just something to practice on, you know." Salesperson says, "Sure! This way!" Before they make it to the cheap keyboards, Janis spots a huge grand piano. Janis, awed by the piano, sits in front of it. Arlo, annoyed, asks the salesperson, "Why do you keep the keyboards way in back?"