Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 12, 1998
Transcript:
Faye tells Arlo, "Oh! I heard a joke! But it's a little, um.. Off color!" Arlo replies, "I don't mind!" Faye says, "Yeah, somehow I didn't think you did." Arlo, annoyed, replies, "Oh. that is so like a woman!" A surprised Faye asks, "What?!" Arlo remarks, "You're going to tell me a dirty joke, and I'm supposed to feel guilty!"
So now, my friend Arlo, listen to me. Never stray from what I am about to say: Stay away from her! Don’t go near the door of her house!