Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 31, 1998
Transcript:
As they play cards, Janis asks, "Anything wild?" Arlo angrily yells, "No!" Arlo screams, "A wild card's purpose is to elevate chance at the expense of skill!" Arlo continues angrily, "It alters the game's very nature just to hold the interest of morons!" Friend asks Janis, "What's eating him?" Janis replies, "Opening day."
Are they playing poker with the piano salesman? https://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/1998/03/05