Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 16, 1998
Transcript:
His girlfriend says, "Gene, the Rolling Stones aren't a 'big band'!" Gene says, "There are five or six..." His girlfriend explains, "No. A 'big band' would be like...like...Lawrence Welk!" Gene asks, "Who?" She says, "You know, that old TV show. With all the bubbles..." She turns and says, "We need an older sales clerk." Gene looks and says, "That one has a mustache!"