Transcript:
"Did you and Roger agree on a closing date on his boat?"
"He sold it already."
"WHAT!!?"
"Some guy offered cash, 'take it or leave it.'"
"We gave them earnest money!!"
"Technically the contract expired Friday."
"What's the nautical term for 'slimeball?'"
Frankly, they just dodged a bullet, a very big bullet.