Janis: Arlo! There's a bat in here!
Arlo: I know!
Janis: You know what this means?
Arlo: Yes...
Arlo: Whatever we do will be wrong, and we'll get tons of testy mail about bats!!
Vampire: Good evening!
Arlo: Oh, thank heavens!
I fell in love with bats when I learned they eat mosquitoes. They seem to have had a fairly bad drop-off when the killer bees got here, but are making a comeback. I’m starting to think a slightly larger, more durable variety.
Oh! A bat! I’d thought it was a bird at first — or should I say right off the bat? OK, no. Ashburn – I used to know several phlebotomists, and they all thought it was funny, when asked their occupation, to say “I’m a vampire.” Sort of a little group joke, I guess.
prrdh, vampire bats do exists, by husband was bitten by one, but he controlled his urges and I am fine…. but seriously, in reality they don’t suck the blood, they lick it after they’ve bitten… and he really was bitten, it left a nasty wound to took some time to heal.
I’m sure Blade is in the Yellow pages. Or, grab the phone, pretend that Edward, the glittery ghoul from Twilight, wants to talk to him. Then garlic-bread the beast to an Italian-flavored pulp.
Wenthral about 13 years ago
All right, who invited him in?
ChukLitl Premium Member about 13 years ago
I fell in love with bats when I learned they eat mosquitoes. They seem to have had a fairly bad drop-off when the killer bees got here, but are making a comeback. I’m starting to think a slightly larger, more durable variety.
x_Tech about 13 years ago
I won’t even ask where Ludwig is.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Oh! A bat! I’d thought it was a bird at first — or should I say right off the bat? OK, no. Ashburn – I used to know several phlebotomists, and they all thought it was funny, when asked their occupation, to say “I’m a vampire.” Sort of a little group joke, I guess.
dopeydan about 13 years ago
Talk about “not clear on the concept”…from bat into vampire is not good news. dd<Say hello to Otis.
ScullyUFO about 13 years ago
I TOLD YOU it was Scary Gary!
StoicLion1973 about 13 years ago
I love it when JJ leans against the 4th wall. BTW, who is Scary Gary?
Doctor11 about 13 years ago
Uh oh! Some one find Buffy quick!
nclemoine about 13 years ago
prrdh, vampire bats do exists, by husband was bitten by one, but he controlled his urges and I am fine…. but seriously, in reality they don’t suck the blood, they lick it after they’ve bitten… and he really was bitten, it left a nasty wound to took some time to heal.
billdi Premium Member about 13 years ago
thank heavens because it is just a dream?
dopeydan about 13 years ago
Silver bullet? – wooden stake? – silver bullet? – wooden stake? – oh, what the hell, use both. dd for Otis
dr_fleau about 13 years ago
I’m sure Blade is in the Yellow pages. Or, grab the phone, pretend that Edward, the glittery ghoul from Twilight, wants to talk to him. Then garlic-bread the beast to an Italian-flavored pulp.
renata77 Premium Member over 12 years ago
LOL – he needn’t worry about testy mail now that the lady who was so against Gene’s romance has been banned.