Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 13, 2011
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Transcript:
Arlo: I see the future of digital data storage and retrieval! Arlo: I see everybody's files, their financial records, their pictures, their music... Arlo: Their messages all stored securely and readily accessible by cell phone... Arlo: And a unicorn.
Humphhh. Unicorns aren’t simply horses with horns. Look at the medieval tapestries; they have long necks and thin, deer-like faces. A unicorn looks as much like a horned llama as a horned horse.
They’re also strong, ferocious fighters, so if you ever run into one I wouldn’t advise getting close enough to offer it a lump of sugar. The best way to look at a unicorn is from a distance.