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Arlo: OUCH!
Janis: Oh, my! This might need stitches!
Janis: You keep the kitchen knives like razors!
Arlo: A sharp knife is safer than a dull one!
Janis: Yes, if it'd been dull, you might've cut off your finger!
When I visited the ER after slicing my finger to the bone, I expected stitches. I got superglue instead.