Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 19, 2015

There’s a song about that: “I ain’t got no body…”

She just asked you to put them away, Arlo, not get all philosophical…

Flashback? I didn’t think they existed…..Been waiting for one for a while…

Lifeless? I guess it’s not a living bra.

I’m sure that once Janis puts them on there will be a little life in them. Maybe Arlo should put them on and do a little cross-dr3ssing. Who knows what that might lead to. Maybe spice up their love life a bit.

The next step is usually buying a piece of colored underwear, something to break up all that whiteness.

If my wife passes before I do, I don’t know how I will be able to clean out her clothes drawers and closets.

Arlo is experiencing a foreshadowing of a bit of what awaits all of us.

I try to be nice to my wife’s bras. They’ve been low.

It’s the body that makes the lingerie not the other way around.

@foster: definitely. The packaging is nice but it’s the package that matters.

jarvisloop, thanks for brightening our day…….

Disillusioning, isn’t it? Like the magician showing you how he pulls the rabbit out of the hat.

I wonder if A&J will spend Christmas with Gene and family?

Squeeze em Arlo Squeeze em and sniff em 2 then go find Janis.

Make the most of it, brother. If the past strips are any indication, this is the closest you’re gonna get. It’s certainly the closest I’ve been for about six years; but at least I can point to my wife’s recent health issues for part of that.