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Phone: That star is Altair...
Phone: It's 16.9 light-years away!
Arlo: Wow! Cool!
Phone: There's Vega, in the constellation Lyra!
Arlo: OK, I admit, that's a great app!
Phone: There's the Southern Cross!
Arlo: Whoa!
Arlo: That's just 'TMI'!
Not having added apps to your phone isn’t anything to brag about, it just means you aren’t getting as much out of your phone as you might be. Not a dumb phone, but maybe a retarded phone.