Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 07, 2020

I have an audience of one. My wife. I’m thankful for the times I don’t need an imagination. ;-)

I thought you were supposed to imagine them in their underwear.

I don’t think this should make it into the kickstarter book. Speaking of which, any news on that? No, I don’t read it here, please update the kickstarter page.

Is this why my wife doesn’t talk to me?

Look at a Sphinx Cat… Then never imagine your cat nude ever again…

Cats do come in “hairless.” Get a cat book and look’em up

Methinks it is Ludwig, gazing upon his human providers who is envisioning them “sans culottes”!!!

What I do at home is put a comma between “audience” and “nude”.

I think humans are the audience, and it’s a darn good thing that our pets can’t laugh.

He said, as he turned to address his blushing bride.

Which one is the “audience?”

Arlo LOVES to imagine Janis naked.

Arlo is always thinking of ways to get Janis naked!

Good to see Ludie these past two days. Last time was Oct. 15th, where Arlo (Jimmy j?) admitted he doesn’t acknowledge Ludie enough.

Explains the helpless grin on Ludwig’s face.

I would imagine that imagining your audience nude, or in their underwear, would have the opposite effect, as the speaker wouldn’t be able to stop laughing… ㋡

Eye contact is the essential element in public speaking, even if it’s to a group of nudists…..Actually, especially to a group of nudists……

I like being nude so it won’t help.

I often imagine Mrs. Baker nude. And other stuff.

Yeah right, tell that to the speaker at a men’s retiree banquet.

“In the south there’s a difference between ‘Naked’ and ‘Nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have any clothes on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to somethin’.” ~Lewis Grizzard (RIP)

Ludwig has EARS!!!