Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 18, 2024

Do I detect a problem with the lower back in the coming days?

Sorry, I don’t know the Shrek reference Janis is using but it looks like Arlo and I have something in common, the ability to stuff the back full and still get it to close. I call it thinking in three dimensions.

I’ve never seen Shrek, but I get the reference. Don’t struggle with the hatch: use the fob.On an adventure, indeed.

Who’s Shrek and who’s Donkey?

Shrek is a movie. Shrek was a green ogre and donkey was voiced by Eddie Murphy. I think there was 2 or 3 movies. Pretty cute, good for a laugh. Now back to our regularly scheduled comic.

So which one’s which? I’m guessing Janice is Shrek and Arlo is Donkey.

Did they make waffles in the morning?

…more like Marge and Homer…

Just not Thelma and Louise, ’kay? ☺

Bill and Ted?

Sometimes I wonder if Jimmy is well, impaired when he writes these.

This will date me – Ralph and Alice. Or will anyone get this one? Sydney and Lucille.

So there was a guy in my town who loaded too much into his SUV and slammed the hatch down and shattered his rear window. Somebody caught it on video and posted it on a Dumb Drivers YouTube channel. You could see that car driving around for years before he got it fixed. Wonder if he knew he was YouTube famous?

I hear Willie Nelson singing On The Road Again.

The Mrs is a tall, willowy Scotswoman and I am an MD. It has been “Amy and the Doctor” for us for years. Come along, Pond.

wait till he opens it, kind of like that closet you never want to revisit

I don’t understand. If they are going for a while why couldn’t they take the cat with them.

At home we are Thelma and Louise when things are going badly. Fantasy escape route from the hell of life.

Never question the Loadmaster.

That’s the spirit! Live that life and keep on livin’ it!