Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 02, 2014
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Some things to ponder before you join the gym... 1. If walking was good for you then postmen would live forever. 2. A rabbit eats nothing but vegetables, hops around all day and only lives for 5 years. 3. A blue whale never stops swimming all of it's life. It only eats fish and drinks water- and yet manages to put on 20 tons of blubber. 4. A giant tortoise never runs and moves very little al day long, yet it lives for 450 years. And you say I should exercise... I don't think so!
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
And that, children, is how you can make facts work for you!
cbrsarah over 10 years ago
Too bad it isn’t for real. Postmen eventually retire. But comparing how long animals live with humans doesn’t really mean anything. Rabbits are prolific breeders, tortoises have a slower metabolism, and whales live in cold waters.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Works for me Aunty!