Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 02, 2014
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Some things to ponder before you join the gym... 1. If walking was good for you then postmen would live forever. 2. A rabbit eats nothing but vegetables, hops around all day and only lives for 5 years. 3. A blue whale never stops swimming all of it's life. It only eats fish and drinks water- and yet manages to put on 20 tons of blubber. 4. A giant tortoise never runs and moves very little al day long, yet it lives for 450 years. And you say I should exercise... I don't think so!
And that, children, is how you can make facts work for you!