Walt's relationship advice no.56 If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her she is beautiful. If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.
Works for me.
The trick is not to eat the chocolate first.
But chocolate is bad for dogs.
I can’t throw that far…
Aunty’s good housekeeping sign of approval
If that fails, diamonds and other precious stones can calm the nerves.
Grrr, grrrr, growl…….I’m waiting…….
You can also roll a bottle of red wine at me.
ladykat almost 10 years ago
Works for me.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The trick is not to eat the chocolate first.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
But chocolate is bad for dogs.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
I can’t throw that far…
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 10 years ago
Aunty’s good housekeeping sign of approval
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
If that fails, diamonds and other precious stones can calm the nerves.
Jkiss almost 10 years ago
Grrr, grrrr, growl…….I’m waiting…….
gobblingup Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You can also roll a bottle of red wine at me.