Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 30, 2016

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Things I would wish upon my enemies: 1. Camshell packaging on everything they own. 2. The sensation of wanting to sneeze forever. 3. Seat back, meal on lap, drink in hand, remote across the room. 4. The constant inability to use the correct 'your' on the internet 5. Inability to reproduce the leather couch fart noise a second time.