Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 15, 2018

Whats up Aunty? Are you ‘Feline’ lonely :)

…which is why you’re single.

Will do.

Uh – “cat”. Yeah.

I just did. He’s lying here next to my computer….

Walt wishes you were single, Aunty.

Or alternately if you don’t have a cat pet your dog.if you have no pets, then pet significant other.

I’m married and I know it and I still pet my cat.

Outdated stereotype.

Not single. But we have cats.

I’m guessing cats are the pet of choice for single women? (BTW – I’m a male and we’ve owned 9 cats; just making an observation…)

Dog.

“Pet your cat”?! Hmm… yes, you could do something along those lines if you’re single! ;)

I have cats and dogs so I’ll pet both. Thanks Aunty

If you’re allergic and you know it, then say, “SCAT!!”

I didn’t develop my cat allergy until years after we’d had our cat.

All visitors must be approved by the cat.