Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 20, 2019

I didn’t know that about either things or people, Aunty. Come to think of it, could that work with you? Naw.

I wish slapping my TV set would get it working again.

Hold still now, Aunty… ☺

Boy, do I ever!

You bet your sweet “bippee”!

who says you can’t?

What’s wrong with a little Gibbs Slap once in a while?

I hesitate to state who I wish, but it no doubt wouldn’t work anyway!

Don’t we wish!

You can always slap someone and then yell, “Mosquito!”