Toughcat

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  1. 2 days ago on Sunshine State

    Not if you are on the Gulf Coast.

    Funny thing: Only Half of Florida’s beaches are on the East Coast.

  2. 2 days ago on Sunshine State

    I’ll Drink to That!

  3. 9 days ago on Sunshine State

    Plus, I believe they can hold their breath for a Really Long Time.

  4. 9 days ago on Aunty Acid

    I was lucky to know her. She was a Pistol.

    When she was 6, she began singing in the church choir.

    When she was 18, she ran away and became “the Girl On The Elephant” with the circus.

    A few years later, she married the engineer who drove the train. They were married for 50 years until he died.

    When I met her, she was in a nightclub where she had gone to have “a Beer and a Dance”. The Band invited her to come up and sing a couple songs. She Belted out “Bill Bailey” and “You’re Nobody Until Somebody Loves you”. Her trademark songs.

    When she finished singing, it turned out she was sitting on the barstool next to mine. A guy, roughly in his 50s came over and asked her to dance. She thanked him and said not now. After he walked away, she turned to me and said: “I don’t like those OLD Men. They get you all hot, then, they don’t DO anything.”

    I used to see her, off and on, around town. Once a week, she went out to a nice dinner, had a “beer and a dance” then went home. More than once, she told me: “I don’t like being around a bunch of old people, sitting around talking about their operations and waiting to Die.”

    She was killed by a Hit & Run driver at age 99 when she was walking out of the club where she had been having her weekly “Beer & a Dance”.

  5. 16 days ago on Aunty Acid

    I used to know a 78 year old woman whose boobs still just as perky as when she was 18.

    She was rather proud of the fact.

  6. 16 days ago on Sunshine State

    Yeah, we lose a few surfers that way every year.

    Sometimes they do find pieces of the surfboard, though.

  7. 16 days ago on Sunshine State

    It wasn’t even His surfboard.

    He was just planning to have Surfer for Lunch.

  8. 23 days ago on Sunshine State

    When you see those “Weather” reporters outside in the Hurricane, they are Faking It with a Green Screen and a garden hose.

  9. about 1 month ago on Sunshine State

    I’m pretty sure I used to work there.

    The Coffee pot was always empty and there were never any Donuts.

  10. about 1 month ago on MythTickle

    King Neptune is becoming just a tiny bit Needy.