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1. 1 day ago on Shoe

   Nah. Congress is just the Opposite of Progress.

2. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

   It most likely emerged as a “Clean Out the Refrigerator” meal. Dump all the leftovers onto one plate and eat it.

   Lets see: There are some cold fried potatoes, a couple spoonfuls of cottage cheese that is about to expire and the leftover gravy from last week’s Pot Roast & Mashed Potatoes dinner.

3. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

   When Quebec and France divorced, Pomme Frites did not yet exist.

4. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

   That’s what happens when a hungry Wiley Bear gets too eager.

5. 1 day ago on MythTickle

   That flower not only Snapped shut, it had to Jump Up to catch the poor Bee.

6. 1 day ago on MythTickle

   Bees don’t live in Antarctica because Bees are Prejudiced.

   They refuse to live anywhere that Rose Bushes won’t grow.

7. 1 day ago on Moderately Confused

   I used to occasionally host Club Meetings at my house. I always redirected people to the back yard because there was over a Half Acre for them to park their cars in.

8. 1 day ago on Doonesbury

   A Dead person is at least 80% smarter than Zeke.

9. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   Let’s riff on Harry Belafonte for a minute:

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   Where are you going my little one? Little one

   Where are you going, my baby, my own?

   Turn around and you’re two, turn around and you’re four

   Turn around and you’re a young girl going out of the door

   Turn around

   Turn around

   .

   Turn around and you’re a young girl

   Goin’ out of the door

   Where are you going my little one? Little one

   Little Dirndls and petticoats, where have you gone?

   Turn around and you’re tiny, turn around and you’re grown

   Turn around and you’re a young wife with babes of your own

   Turn around

   Turn around

   .

   Turn around and you’re a young wife with babes of your own

   Where are you going my little one? Little one

   Where are you going, my baby, my own?

10. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    This looks like one of those Ideas whose time has come.

    How long before the Cartoonist gets one written and starts selling it?