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1. 11 days ago on Shoe

   Comedy is the art of laughing at yourself. First.

2. 11 days ago on Non Sequitur

   I used to have a friend whose linguistic pet peeve was the fact that the English word “Fort” and the French word “Forte” are both pronounced exactly the same.

   “Forte” meaning the “Strong Point” of a sword blade. IOW, the part of the blade least likely to Break if struck in a fight. Also used to describe things like “Forts” for soldiers to live in.

3. 11 days ago on Non Sequitur

   I still have my Hexadecimal Calculator.

   Yes, it still works. It is one of Texas Instrument’s calculators that used a small solar power panel above the keyboard so it never needs batteries.

   And, yes, it works in ordinary room level light.

4. 11 days ago on Non Sequitur

   The Tech Bros already have a protocol for that: They only listen to Praise from their sycophants.

5. 11 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Because, that is explained in the Holy Book:

   The Four Bubbas of the Apocalypse: Flatulence, Halitosis, Incest, and…Ned

   Check out: Bubba and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Fart by James S. Dorr.

6. 11 days ago on Non Sequitur

   He could start with the Yombie Virus. For more info see:

   The Four Bubbas of the Apocalypse: Flatulence, Halitosis, Incest, and…Ned

7. 18 days ago on [Deleted]

   It happens when they hold their breath for too long.

   They turn Purple instead of Blue.

8. 18 days ago on Shoe

   The Amiga is still better than any version of Windoze.

   And, it hasn’t been made in over 20 years.

9. 25 days ago on [Deleted]

   Lovebugs migrated from Central America to Texas and made their way to Florida sometime after World War II.

10. 25 days ago on [Deleted]

    Growing up in Daytona Beach, there were lots of days that just felt Perfect.

    Usually the ones spent on the Beach.