Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 24, 2019

Thanks.

A bit of that depends on where you fall from, I think!

Maybe I’m not awake yet, but that actually made sense to me. Go Auntie Go!

I hope that people who take her advice don’t break a hip! ;o[

I claim that 1/3 of my confidence comes from my successes and 2/3 of it comes from my failures.

As Thomas Edison is cited, “I have not failed. I’ve just discovered 10,000 ways that don’t work.”

With your abundant blubber, if you fell down it would take a crane to get you back up.

I have chronic vertigo, and fall often (thank you lord for the excellent bone density!), so I guess I’m one step away from being Wonder Woman! Thanks, Aunty, I needed that!

Well, of course you have to get back up, Aunty, unless the bottle is still in your hand, there on the floor with you… ☺

I guess that explains why athletes who have been suspended 5 or 6 times for drug abuse are revered more than those who never betrayed their family, friends, and teammates.

Preach it, Auntie! I wish all modern parents who have become enablers to their children and never want to see them “fall” would take this to heart!

That’s easy for you to say, you’re a comic character and you’re bones don’t break.

That is correct.