Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 13, 2020

Cute, little old lady. LOL

Nothing in the box? Republicons get their way you can plant flowers in it.

And who said the e-mailman doesn’t ding twice, eh Aunty?

But at least you’re getting some exercise.

Aunty, you are on the special late route. He arrives between 1:00 and 2:30 AM, and won’t deliver unless you sign for it.

Updated very old “blonde joke.” “Why did the blonde keep running out to her mailbox?”

Aunty also believes that Grape Nuts is an STD.

OK, that’s it, Aunty’s gone ’round the bend… ⌨️ ✉️

I think I know the problem…

Maybe it meant you have ‘male’…

Put in a security system. Your mail is being robbed.

I can’t figure the USPS these days. I sent a letter from Detroit to Santa Clarita CA and it got there in 2 days. I sent out a small package from Detroit to nearby Livonia and one to nearby Center Line and both took over a week and a half to get there.

I Don’t like checking my Mailbox.

There’s never anything in it except Bills and Junk Advertising.