Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 19, 2020

If you didn’t stir it, it’s lumpy.

Right… my mother STIRRED Dumplings. But I wouldn’t call her a cook! ;)

Especially stirred cocktails.

OH, MAN! I am framing this one and hanging right beside my two other plaques. One says: “My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.” The other is a quote from a neighbor, “If it’s got to be walked, watered, fed, or dusted, I don’t want it.” (Of course, I keep my kitchen and bathrooms spotless, but dust bunnies are welcome in the rest of the house.)

Not a problem with pizza, cheese, cupcakes, and 5L box wine at Aunty’s hovel.

That was very stirring Auntie.

What with this prolonged “distancing”, the old bat’s gone stir crazy.

Aunty’s Stirring Theory… ☺

And if you have to shake it, it’s probably already too late! :D