OH, MAN! I am framing this one and hanging right beside my two other plaques. One says: “My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.” The other is a quote from a neighbor, “If it’s got to be walked, watered, fed, or dusted, I don’t want it.” (Of course, I keep my kitchen and bathrooms spotless, but dust bunnies are welcome in the rest of the house.)
Farside99 over 4 years ago
If you didn’t stir it, it’s lumpy.
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
Right… my mother STIRRED Dumplings. But I wouldn’t call her a cook! ;)
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Especially stirred cocktails.
1953Baby over 4 years ago
OH, MAN! I am framing this one and hanging right beside my two other plaques. One says: “My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.” The other is a quote from a neighbor, “If it’s got to be walked, watered, fed, or dusted, I don’t want it.” (Of course, I keep my kitchen and bathrooms spotless, but dust bunnies are welcome in the rest of the house.)
Marvin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Not a problem with pizza, cheese, cupcakes, and 5L box wine at Aunty’s hovel.
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
That was very stirring Auntie.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
What with this prolonged “distancing”, the old bat’s gone stir crazy.
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
Aunty’s Stirring Theory… ☺
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
And if you have to shake it, it’s probably already too late! :D