Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 12, 2021

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha…….. That pretty much sums it up.

The bigger the boobs, the more the sag when you get old.

If you have nice boobs and he still remembers the color of your eyes, either he finds you really interesting or he’s gay.

Unless you’re really lucky. Or have a striking eye color.

OR, it’s a really nice guy and maybe you should give him a second date. Maybe he was really listening to you.

Well if I were into dating, I would rather my eyes be remembered anyway!

If he shows up for a second date, it means he’s interested, one way or another…

i love how auntie is able to reduce everything in life to tits…

What does it mean if all he remembers is your gigantic beer belly?

You may have heard this… For men, women’s breasts are like beer: They may state their preference, but will finally take anything that’s available, as long as it’s not flat! :D

Or your bŲŲbs, Aunty…

I’ve never been disappointed by observing female boobs of any size.

Wow, Auntie, love your generalizations. Any guy that has to look at hour boobs first probably does so because you have nothing in your head.

Or baby got back

When you guts hangs out past your boobs, it somewhat diminishes them.

“Hey, my boobs are down there.”

I remember from my college days watching Johnny Carson on the tonight show. He asked a very attractive woman with a great set what kind of man she dated. She asked him to look the other way and then asked him what color her eyes were. Since that day I always look at a woman’s eyes in case I am asked that question.

One of my exes was overendowed and she had back pain and seriously considered breast reduction surgery. It’s no joke.