Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 09, 2022

They don’t measure intelligence either, or hat size.

I like your attitude, Aunty!

Then you don’t need a scale, Aunty. I keep my scale in my bedroom.

I’m not sure of what’s the measure of “sexy”, Aunty, but your readings wouldn’t be off the charts, I’m certain.

She’d get a negative reading….

Scales are for fish.

Just like beauty, sexy is in the eye of the beholder.

My hubby thinks I’m beautiful and sexy. I think he’s handsome and sexy. I suppose I’m a bit above average, and hubby is certainly so.

mhm …….. neither mirrors do

I gave up sexy a long time ago.

C’mon Aunty. Your doctor keeps you informed on fat.

What does measure sexy?

Times I’ve been overweight, on our old fashioned scale, if I leaned to one side or the other, it registered less. Called kidding yourself.

That’s a good thing, you wouldn’t like the results.