It’s A Man’s World; The Women Are Just Here To Fix It
I’m a man and have two roommates, both also men. One of my roommates buys a huge jar of sauerkraut but can’t get it open. It sits in our kitchen for a while until my sister comes over.
Sister: “What’s with the jar?”
Roommate #1: “I’ve been trying to open it, but no matter how hard I try, it stays stuck.”
Sister: “Oh, is that all? Here’s what you do.”
She takes the jar, bangs the lid against the counter, and easily unscrews the lid.
A couple of weeks later, my girlfriend is over and we’re cooking dinner.
Me: “I wish the cover for this knife fit it better.”
The blade of the knife meets the handle at a forty-five-degree angle, and the cover is all right angles, leaving a small piece of the blade exposed.
My girlfriend takes a pair of scissors and cuts a piece off diagonally so the knife fits completely inside the cover.
A few weeks after that, my roommates and I are having trouble with our front door sticking as we go in and out. We try a number of things but none of them help.
Roommate #2: “You guys know what we have to do here. Obviously, the solution is to invite over a competent woman and have her solve the issue in two seconds.”
It’s A Man’s World; The Women Are Just Here To Fix It
I’m a man and have two roommates, both also men. One of my roommates buys a huge jar of sauerkraut but can’t get it open. It sits in our kitchen for a while until my sister comes over.
Sister: “What’s with the jar?”
Roommate #1: “I’ve been trying to open it, but no matter how hard I try, it stays stuck.”
Sister: “Oh, is that all? Here’s what you do.”
She takes the jar, bangs the lid against the counter, and easily unscrews the lid.
A couple of weeks later, my girlfriend is over and we’re cooking dinner.
Me: “I wish the cover for this knife fit it better.”
The blade of the knife meets the handle at a forty-five-degree angle, and the cover is all right angles, leaving a small piece of the blade exposed.
My girlfriend takes a pair of scissors and cuts a piece off diagonally so the knife fits completely inside the cover.
A few weeks after that, my roommates and I are having trouble with our front door sticking as we go in and out. We try a number of things but none of them help.
Roommate #2: “You guys know what we have to do here. Obviously, the solution is to invite over a competent woman and have her solve the issue in two seconds.”