Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Have you guessed what it is I’ve been trying to tell you?
Jed Clampett: No Ma’am.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Can’t you tell just by looking at me?
Jed Clampett: ’Fraid not.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Then I must tell you. This burden is more than I can carry alone. It weighs too heavily on me. I can hide it no longer. I’m infatuated.
Jed Clampett: Well shucks Ma’am. If that’s all that’s been botherin’ you, ferget it. You’re just pleasingly plump.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: I’d feel much better if you could put your arm around me.
Jed Clampett: Mrs. Drysdale, I could put my arm around you and have half of it left over. You’ve got to stop worryin’ ‘bout bein’ fat.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Jed, I’ve been trying to tell you something in a subtle manner and I’m getting nowhere with it. Very well, I’ll show you how I feel.
[Mrs. Drysdale sits on Jed’s lap]
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Now do you know what I’ve been talking about?
Jed Clampett: I do for a fact. You’re plumb shuttin’ off the blood to my leg.
This reminds of the following:
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Have you guessed what it is I’ve been trying to tell you?
Jed Clampett: No Ma’am.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Can’t you tell just by looking at me?
Jed Clampett: ’Fraid not.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Then I must tell you. This burden is more than I can carry alone. It weighs too heavily on me. I can hide it no longer. I’m infatuated.
Jed Clampett: Well shucks Ma’am. If that’s all that’s been botherin’ you, ferget it. You’re just pleasingly plump.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: I’d feel much better if you could put your arm around me.
Jed Clampett: Mrs. Drysdale, I could put my arm around you and have half of it left over. You’ve got to stop worryin’ ‘bout bein’ fat.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Jed, I’ve been trying to tell you something in a subtle manner and I’m getting nowhere with it. Very well, I’ll show you how I feel.
[Mrs. Drysdale sits on Jed’s lap]
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Now do you know what I’ve been talking about?
Jed Clampett: I do for a fact. You’re plumb shuttin’ off the blood to my leg.