Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for September 28, 2019

Whatever you do, don’t drop those rocks on your toes.

Cultural appropriation!! They got you NOW, Mastroianni!

Ummm maybe, but not with YOU!

“Blow it?”

I’ve never seen a better depiction of an itchy nose than this one. Though there is no real movement, that is what it feels like!

It happens to me at the dentist.

My nose always starts itching right after I put on my c-pap mask and start up my machine.

“Men with whiskers,‘neath their noses,should be kissin’,Eskimoses.Burma Shave”…

There aren’t any Eskimos *(Inuit) in that future since the poles have melted.

Please stop worrying about global warming! Nuclear Winter will MORE than compensate for it…