Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for February 20, 2025

Dad, is there a law against impersonating a snake?

I never know if I’m looking at snakes or worms. I find it upsetting because worm jokes and snake jokes are two entirely different classes of humor. One you want slither away from after telling the joke, and the other leaves them on the hook. This is an example of the former.

Stupid questions? Like father like son, the wormy apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Asking stupid questions? He’s come to the right place for that.

…..believe that is a negative!!!!

Lower than a worm? Sounds like a stroll through basic training again.

How do they decide who is the mother and who is the father since earthworms are hermaphrodites.

The difference between child and parent is not only experience, but also a fully developed person physically and otherwise.

Oy