bacon by Lonnie Millsap for November 25, 2020

The thought of a watermelon milk shake just doesn’t do it for me.

Are they seedless?

Obviously will not be certified Non-GMO.

And if you inject them with vodka???

As opposed to the “waterswine”.

I never knew that watermelons had pink udders. Comics are so educational.

Well, they milk almonds and oats, might as well try something else too.

They don’t graze much but Wow do they require a lot of water!

Bring on the Rind Stoned Cowboys

Can’t have any cowpokes or punchers around draining their profits