Bad Machinery by John Allison for March 25, 2019

As a reminder, Lynx Africa is better known as Axe in the U.S.

I don’t think this is going to go as planned for anybody.

And I’ve got my eye on you, Jordan…

I hope that years from now, Jordan will look at pictures of himself from this time and say, “Jeez, that hooded onesie made me look like a giant, camouflage-covered sloth! What was I thinking?!”

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=parpy

Jordan the giant toad?

Forced me to hit YouTube for the old AXE “Billions” ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtH4JBjVlyQ

(Only for the sake of discussion.)