Bad Machinery by John Allison for November 15, 2023

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    John Campbell  about 1 year ago

    Ain’t you the guy who used to set the paces / Riding up in front of a hundred faces? / I don’t suppose you would remember me, / But I used to follow you back in 2014.

    I got a good job and I’m newly born, / You should see me dressed up in my uniform. / I work in a pet store selling budgie seed, / And piling the stuff for the vermin pee.

    — The Whom, “Pet Store”, Scooter Up (1973)

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    scyphi26  about 1 year ago

    Honestly, this probably should’ve been more of a Lottie, Shauna, or Linton job. Might not have had any more luck with it, but they would’ve been able to make a better (or at least more passionate) case for it.

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    bilbrlsn  about 1 year ago

    How very prophetic. Vermin is Donnie’s new word for anyone who doesn’t gargle his wrinklies.

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    GaryCooper  about 1 year ago

    It’s best to mix the seeds, for a Cheep Trill.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He’s become a shadow of his former self.

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