I have a pack of them living on the back forty. They like to eat peoples pets. If you shoot something like a bird or a squirrel and leave the carcass for more than a couple of minutes it will disappear. They are always watching even though you don’t see them!
colinmac2 3 months ago
I hope this is leading to animal sacrifices, not the Chupacabra, which they probably don’t have in the UK.
scyphi26 3 months ago
Note to self—Jack has a stronger stomach than Sonny. :P
Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago
The plot sickens.
6turtle9 3 months ago
Oh, he’s gonna get so many shares on that instagram post!
Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago
There’s definitely something weird going in Mortimer’s life.
bob but I spell it backwards 3 months ago
Chupacabra are everywhere! They’re just known by different names.
bob but I spell it backwards 3 months ago
I have a pack of them living on the back forty. They like to eat peoples pets. If you shoot something like a bird or a squirrel and leave the carcass for more than a couple of minutes it will disappear. They are always watching even though you don’t see them!