Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for August 25, 2012
August 24, 2012
August 26, 2012
Transcript:
Dad: I was thinking... what if you didn't get a car? Dad: Think how much you'd save! Dad: No car payments. Dad: No gas bills. Dad: No insurance. Dad: No repair bills. Baldo No dates.
The kid should move to New York. Or some country where there’s good public transportation…no car payments or insurance. But then Americans don’t want to live good lives in a country that cares. We’d rather watch big-time cops and lawyers in two thousand dollar trousers strut and pretend to a script about how great THEY are and how useless all lower status people are…broken up of course by commercials blatting about RICHREPUBLICANS with more multi-lies than a sailor home from a long trip, eager with the itch to steal more public money we herd animals have managed to squirrel away in government-protected accounts…the thieves…Wall Street and ‘K’ Street financial criminals should be fairly tried before resolution by guillotine.Three minutes each. Jury of citizens from Main Street…who have been thoroughly educated as to the money-class shenannigans…and each jury does multiple trials…with a competion for the most ‘Guilty’ decisions…the winning jury will share ten percent of the funds thus liberated, including the 23 to 32 TRILLION dollars in the accounts of so-called ‘Americans’…fewer than 3,000…in the Caymans, Bahamas, etc. Those criminals go FIRST. Those funds can pay the national debttwo and one-half times…and we will have cauterized the social parasitical blisters sucking blood from the body politic.
The kid should move to New York. Or some country where there’s good public transportation…no car payments or insurance. But then Americans don’t want to live good lives in a country that cares. We’d rather watch big-time cops and lawyers in two thousand dollar trousers strut and pretend to a script about how great THEY are and how useless all lower status people are…broken up of course by commercials blatting about RICHREPUBLICANS with more multi-lies than a sailor home from a long trip, eager with the itch to steal more public money we herd animals have managed to squirrel away in government-protected accounts…the thieves…Wall Street and ‘K’ Street financial criminals should be fairly tried before resolution by guillotine.Three minutes each. Jury of citizens from Main Street…who have been thoroughly educated as to the money-class shenannigans…and each jury does multiple trials…with a competion for the most ‘Guilty’ decisions…the winning jury will share ten percent of the funds thus liberated, including the 23 to 32 TRILLION dollars in the accounts of so-called ‘Americans’…fewer than 3,000…in the Caymans, Bahamas, etc. Those criminals go FIRST. Those funds can pay the national debttwo and one-half times…and we will have cauterized the social parasitical blisters sucking blood from the body politic.