ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs
”SATURDAY NON SOLUTION SOLU…..”
BUZZ WHIRR SNAP ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ZZZZZZ CRACKLE [SCRATCHY STATICY INTERFERENCY NOISE] POP
Lᴀᴅɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴇɴ, ᴡᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀʀᴜᴘᴛ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ ᴏғ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴘᴜᴢᴢʟᴇ ɴᴏɴ sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ʙᴜʟʟᴇᴛɪɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ GᴏCᴏᴍɪᴄs Nᴇᴡsʀᴏᴏᴍ.
Aᴛ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴇɪɢʜᴛ, ᴄᴇɴᴛʀᴀʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, Pʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ Fɪᴅᴏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ MᴏᴜɴᴛYᴏᴜʀMᴀsᴛᴇʀsLᴇɢ Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴀᴛᴏʀʏ, Cʜɪᴄᴀɢᴏ, Iʟʟɪɴᴏɪs, ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛs ᴏʙsᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴀʟ ᴇxᴘʟᴏsɪᴏɴs ᴏғ ɪɴᴄᴀɴᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴛ ɢᴀs, ᴏᴄᴄᴜʀʀɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠᴀʟs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ Pʟᴜᴛᴏ (Gᴇᴛ ɪᴛ? Pʟᴜᴛᴏ?). Tʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴄᴛʀᴏsᴄᴏᴘᴇ ɪɴᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜʏᴅʀᴏɢᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇɴᴏʀᴍᴏᴜs ᴠᴇʟᴏᴄɪᴛʏ.Pʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ Böᴡsᴇʀ ᴠöɴ Üʙᴇʀᴅᴏɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴀᴛᴏʀʏ ᴀᴛ Bᴇʟᴄʜᴇʀᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴄᴏɴғɪʀᴍs Fɪᴅᴏ’s ᴏʙsᴇʀᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜᴇɴᴏᴍᴇɴᴏɴ ᴀs, ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ, “ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴇᴛ ᴏғ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟɪᴇ ғʟᴀᴍᴇ sʜᴏᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ɢᴜɴ,” ᴜɴǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ.
We now return you August, 2008, when the world was on the cusp of real disasters (i.e., Lehman Brothers was about to fail, the stock markets about to crash, and Obama about to be elected).
ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs
”SATURDAY NON SOLUTION SOLU…..”
BUZZ WHIRR SNAP ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ZZZZZZ CRACKLE [SCRATCHY STATICY INTERFERENCY NOISE] POP
Lᴀᴅɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇᴍᴇɴ, ᴡᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀʀᴜᴘᴛ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ ᴏғ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴘᴜᴢᴢʟᴇ ɴᴏɴ sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ʙᴜʟʟᴇᴛɪɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ GᴏCᴏᴍɪᴄs Nᴇᴡsʀᴏᴏᴍ.
Aᴛ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴇɪɢʜᴛ, ᴄᴇɴᴛʀᴀʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, Pʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ Fɪᴅᴏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ MᴏᴜɴᴛYᴏᴜʀMᴀsᴛᴇʀsLᴇɢ Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴀᴛᴏʀʏ, Cʜɪᴄᴀɢᴏ, Iʟʟɪɴᴏɪs, ʀᴇᴘᴏʀᴛs ᴏʙsᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ sᴇᴠᴇʀᴀʟ ᴇxᴘʟᴏsɪᴏɴs ᴏғ ɪɴᴄᴀɴᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴛ ɢᴀs, ᴏᴄᴄᴜʀʀɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴠᴀʟs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ Pʟᴜᴛᴏ (Gᴇᴛ ɪᴛ? Pʟᴜᴛᴏ?). Tʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴄᴛʀᴏsᴄᴏᴘᴇ ɪɴᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜʏᴅʀᴏɢᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇɴᴏʀᴍᴏᴜs ᴠᴇʟᴏᴄɪᴛʏ.Pʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ Böᴡsᴇʀ ᴠöɴ Üʙᴇʀᴅᴏɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Oʙsᴇʀᴠᴀᴛᴏʀʏ ᴀᴛ Bᴇʟᴄʜᴇʀᴛᴏᴡɴ ᴄᴏɴғɪʀᴍs Fɪᴅᴏ’s ᴏʙsᴇʀᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪʙᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜᴇɴᴏᴍᴇɴᴏɴ ᴀs, ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ, “ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴊᴇᴛ ᴏғ ᴘᴜʀᴘʟɪᴇ ғʟᴀᴍᴇ sʜᴏᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ɢᴜɴ,” ᴜɴǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ.
We now return you August, 2008, when the world was on the cusp of real disasters (i.e., Lehman Brothers was about to fail, the stock markets about to crash, and Obama about to be elected).