Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 27, 2008

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WHO NEEDS GHOULS & MONSTERS WHEN YOU’VE GOT GOCOMICS??

Halloween Special Non Solution

 

   1.  Top panel: The headless horseman recalls Irving Washington’s classic horror story. Bottom panel: The headless dude is riding a horse because someone stole his ’57 Studebaker.

 

   2.  Top: Dude in the tree is hiding from the horseless headsman. Bottom: Dude in the tree is hiding because he is the GoComics’ liaison with Sherpa artists.

 

   3.  Top: Horse’s hot breath predicts lyrics to future cowboy classic, (Ghost) Riders in the Sky. Bottom: Horse’s hot breath result of overexertion at “Robot Macarena Diversity Night” at Donald J. Trump Sleepy Hollow Community and Immigrant Caravan Welcome Center.

 

   4.  Top: Cheapskate Cleo & Co. producers wouldn’t spring for real horse for Cleo – her “steed” is 2 really really old guys in horse suit stolen from Mr. Ed’s prop department. Bottom: Guys in horse suit are Cesar Sayoc and Harvey Weinstein fleeing their accusers (3 guesses which one is Harvey).

 

   6-9.  Top: Highly technical. Only MontanaLady, Who Invented Grawlixidiness, Susan “Hotfoot” Sunshine; and StelBel, Who Missed Me While I Was Gone, would understand.

 

   4.  Top: No. 5 is at the bottom again. How can we make this stop? Bottom: PerkyCat put a stop to Barkie Howladay. Ask her.

 

 

(ғʟᴀsʜ ғᴏʀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ʜᴏᴜʀ)

 

You (in unison):: We asked PerkyCat. She called you a bad word we can’t repeat here.

 

Me: I’ll bet it was …

 

STAR TWIRLY THING POUND SIGN TORNADO EXCLAMATION POINT

 

BLOODY KNIFE SKULL & BONES TWIRLY THING EXCLAMATION POINT