I’d want to say “Impossible!” except for the fact that I know THREE people who were injured … not killed… by vending machines…. actually, now that I think about it…. each only had one arm hurt.
and I don’t recall anyone being bitten by a sha…. oops… yeah, I do…. one… nibbled, not killed.
Person 1…. waaaay back in high school…. took a mighty swat at a milk machine…. it fell, knocked him over, and broke his arm.
BTW in Wisconsin, we had subsidised milk, at lunch and in hallway machines…. little half pint cartons for… are you ready? TWO CENTS.
Yes, it was 1803. Thanks for asking.
Person 2 reached up into a candy machine and got his arm stuck…. the janitor got him out but his arm was cut.
And .. gee…. why are they all guys?? I wasn’t going to count #3 but I suppose I should…
He was trying to repair an unplugged vending machine and touched something… a capacitor? … and got blown back by an electric shock… and discovered a burn on his arm or hand… can’t remember.
It would be even worse to be, as Cleo is picturing, swimming near one…. if it were plugged in.
So yeah.. in the water, vending machines are probably 100 times as dangerous as sharks. Cos sharks can’t zap 100 people at once!
As for the cat and mouse games… if they keep it in the house, it’s nobody’s business but their own.
If they knock over my garbage can, bite me, or dig up my garden, I’m calling the Sheriff!
Howdy, Cleo fans and friends….
Here we are on another Sunday night or Monday morning…. or Monday afternoon… or… oh well, whenever you get here….
commenting on the BRAND NEW March 4th 2019 “CLEO and COMPANY”(It is, isn’t it, NH?)
March forth, and read it on Sherpa!
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Vending machines?
I’d want to say “Impossible!” except for the fact that I know THREE people who were injured … not killed… by vending machines…. actually, now that I think about it…. each only had one arm hurt.
and I don’t recall anyone being bitten by a sha…. oops… yeah, I do…. one… nibbled, not killed.
Person 1…. waaaay back in high school…. took a mighty swat at a milk machine…. it fell, knocked him over, and broke his arm.
BTW in Wisconsin, we had subsidised milk, at lunch and in hallway machines…. little half pint cartons for… are you ready? TWO CENTS.
Yes, it was 1803. Thanks for asking.
Person 2 reached up into a candy machine and got his arm stuck…. the janitor got him out but his arm was cut.
And .. gee…. why are they all guys?? I wasn’t going to count #3 but I suppose I should…
He was trying to repair an unplugged vending machine and touched something… a capacitor? … and got blown back by an electric shock… and discovered a burn on his arm or hand… can’t remember.
It would be even worse to be, as Cleo is picturing, swimming near one…. if it were plugged in.
So yeah.. in the water, vending machines are probably 100 times as dangerous as sharks. Cos sharks can’t zap 100 people at once!
As for the cat and mouse games… if they keep it in the house, it’s nobody’s business but their own.
If they knock over my garbage can, bite me, or dig up my garden, I’m calling the Sheriff!
Even if I am the Sheriff!