Little Known Historical Fact: Belchertown and Cannes are sister cities.
I’ve always preferred Belchertown to Cannes. What does Cannes have that Belchertown doesn’t? I mean of course there’s the French Riviera with all those vapid young nubiles and insipid topless beaches, haut cuisine, luxury hotels, incredible scenery, the Musée du Covfefée, world class shopping and … (wait – where was I going with this?)
(but you may call me Rottie)
Little Known Historical Fact: Belchertown and Cannes are sister cities.
I’ve always preferred Belchertown to Cannes. What does Cannes have that Belchertown doesn’t? I mean of course there’s the French Riviera with all those vapid young nubiles and insipid topless beaches, haut cuisine, luxury hotels, incredible scenery, the Musée du Covfefée, world class shopping and … (wait – where was I going with this?)