Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 26, 2009

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WHO NEEDS GHOULS & MONSTERS WHEN YOU’VE GOT GOCOMICS??

Halloween Special Non Solution Solution

   1.  Top panel: The headless horseman recalls Irving Washington’s classic horror story.  Bottom Panel: The headless dude is riding a horse because someone stole his ’57 Studebaker.

   2.  Top: Dude in the tree is hiding from the horseless headsman. Bottom: Dude in the tree is hiding because he is the GoComics’ liaison with Sherpa artists.

   3.  Top: Horse’s hot breath premeditates lyrics to future cowboy classic, (Ghost) Riders in the Sky Bottom: Horse’s hot breath result of overexertion at “Robot Macarena Diversity Night” at Donald J. Trump Sleepy Hollow Community and Immigrant Caravan Welcome Center.

   4.  Top: Cheapskate Cleo & Co. producers wouldn’t spring for real horse for Cleo – her “steed” is 2 really really old guys in horse suit stolen from Mr. Ed’s prop department. Bottom: Persons in horse suit are John Glynn and a Portly Syndicate Person secretly planning whom to ban today for complaining about delayed “new” Sherpa rollout (3 guesses which one is Glynn).

   6-9.  Highly technical. Only MontanaLady, Who Invented Grawlixidiness, Susan “Hotfoot” Sunshine; StelBel, Who Missed Me While I Was Gone, would understand; and the mysterious katina.cooper, who’s not still holding her breath for 12-31-19, would understand.

   5.  Top: No. 5 is at the bottom again. How can we make this stop? Bottom: PerkyCat put a stop to Barkie Howladay. Ask her.