Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 25, 2010

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Saturday “Does My Head On A Pike Make My Ass Look Fat?” Non Solution

   1.  Top panel: Cheapskate C&C producers refuse to pay for real worms – steal radiator hose from ‘57 Studebaker and cut it into wormlike sections instead. Bottom Panel: Sometimes a worm is just a worm.

   2.  Top: Cleo is lovingly hanging on Claude’s every word. Bottom: Cleo is wondering how Claude’s head would look on a pike.

   3.  Top: Claude’s middle finger is obscured by his index finger. Bottom: Claude’s middle severed in OTJ accident during “legendary Sherpa rebuild”.

   4.  Top: Can opener is ACME Model 001. Bottom: Protusion from top of can opener connected to surveillance pickle from Frog Applause.

   5.  Top: I got nuthin’. Bottom: I still got nuthin’.

   6-9.  Highly technical. Only MontanaLady, who’s in heaven (no, she’s not dead; she’s in San Diego); Perkycat, who said NOTHING about copped capered kippers; Tigressy, who BLAART!ed me on Wednesday; SusanSunshine, who trumped IFS with ISS (also on Wed.); StillTheBelle, who had faith in the GoComics’ Glitch Gremlin Gurus when none of us the rest of us did; and the mysterious katina.cooper, whose disdain for the GoComics’ suits is unrivaled, would understand.

“Highly Technical” section was a rerun – I told you I had nuthin’.