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Saturday âDoes My Head On A Pike Make My Ass Look Fat?â Non Solution
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   1.  Top panel: Cheapskate C&C producers refuse to pay for real worms â steal radiator hose from â57 Studebaker and cut it into wormlike sections instead. Bottom Panel: Sometimes a worm is just a worm.
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   2.  Top: Cleo is lovingly hanging on Claudeâs every word. Bottom: Cleo is wondering how Claudeâs head would look on a pike.
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   3.  Top: Claudeâs middle finger is obscured by his index finger. Bottom: Claudeâs middle severed in OTJ accident during âlegendary Sherpa rebuildâ.
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   4.  Top: Can opener is ACME Model 001. Bottom: Protusion from top of can opener connected to surveillance pickle from Frog Applause.
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   5.  Top: I got nuthinâ. Bottom: I still got nuthinâ.
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   6-9.  Highly technical. Only MontanaLady, whoâs in heaven (no, sheâs not dead; sheâs in San Diego); Perkycat, who said NOTHING about copped capered kippers; Tigressy, who BLAART!ed me on Wednesday; SusanSunshine, who trumped IFS with ISS (also on Wed.); StillTheBelle, who had faith in the GoComicsâ Glitch Gremlin Gurus when none of us the rest of us did; and the mysteriouskatina.cooper, whose disdain for the GoComicsâ suits is unrivaled, would understand.
âHighly Technicalâ section was a rerun â I told you I had nuthinâ.
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sá´á´á´ÉŞá´Ę â â â â SNOWPLOWS DONâT KILL â DRIVERS PULLING OUT IN FRONT OF SNOWPLOWS KILLâ â â â á´á´ ÉŞá´ÉŞá´É´
Saturday âDoes My Head On A Pike Make My Ass Look Fat?â Non Solution
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   1.  Top panel: Cheapskate C&C producers refuse to pay for real worms â steal radiator hose from â57 Studebaker and cut it into wormlike sections instead. Bottom Panel: Sometimes a worm is just a worm.
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   2.  Top: Cleo is lovingly hanging on Claudeâs every word. Bottom: Cleo is wondering how Claudeâs head would look on a pike.
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   3.  Top: Claudeâs middle finger is obscured by his index finger. Bottom: Claudeâs middle severed in OTJ accident during âlegendary Sherpa rebuildâ.
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   4.  Top: Can opener is ACME Model 001. Bottom: Protusion from top of can opener connected to surveillance pickle from Frog Applause.
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   5.  Top: I got nuthinâ. Bottom: I still got nuthinâ.
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   6-9.  Highly technical. Only MontanaLady, whoâs in heaven (no, sheâs not dead; sheâs in San Diego); Perkycat, who said NOTHING about copped capered kippers; Tigressy, who BLAART!ed me on Wednesday; SusanSunshine, who trumped IFS with ISS (also on Wed.); StillTheBelle, who had faith in the GoComicsâ Glitch Gremlin Gurus when none of us the rest of us did; and the mysterious katina.cooper, whose disdain for the GoComicsâ suits is unrivaled, would understand.
âHighly Technicalâ section was a rerun â I told you I had nuthinâ.