if you’re happy and you know it flap your wings,
if you’re happy and you know it flap your wings,
if you’re happy and you know you really want to show it
if you’re happy and you know it flap your wings,
Flap, FLap
Little wonder that Cleo covets this latest weaponry. It pushes all the right buttons: airborne, an explosive armament, obliteration of the enemy. The challenge would be limiting her to using it only against “murder hornets.” (Is there a catchier name than “murder hornet?”) She would be on search and destroy missions all over Cleveland, starting with the evil cat next door.
See Claude Clifford perform some clever Christmas prognostication…
in the the Dec 21st 2020 “CLEO and COMPANY” on Sherpa.
Gee, Claude… what was your first clue?
Was it the dog plastered all over the screen?
Trouble is… well, besides the obvious trouble that the Cliffords don’t seem to notice
… the kind that might stem from giving your dog advanced weaponry…
Is that this is a brand new government grade device.
Probably too new to pick up at the Missile Giant™ Holiday Open House and Sidewalk Sale… or order for Christmas delivery from BazookasЯUs.
In fact, it may not be available to the general public for years.
However…. Cleo must have some strings to pull.
I mean, how many basset hounds do you know with any sort of weapons.
So my question is, is it still a surprise, or within reasonable limits thereof, if you have to ask your dog to finagle a way to buy her Christmas gift?
I think Cleo would say it’s all right.
She knows Claude and Clara are hopeless at the arsenal-stocking game….
and don’t know how to schmooze like a pleading, sad-eyed basset at secret-weapons-trading enclaves.
Boy did that announcement wake up Cleo!! Here she was gently snoozing with Ma and Pa Clifford by her side, and they had to wake her up with this announcement. Ya think Santa will comply?
What Cleo doesn’t know is that the evil cat next door has hacked into the Salvation Army drones, or “SAD” for short and will use them to attack Cleo when she is asleep. They will also grab her kibble and dump it in the local lake. SAD will make Cleo very unhappy.
I just have to say that this C&C goes on my list of all-times favorites! Cleo is too cute, hugging the TV, and I’m not even going to pay attention to her reason why! She’s just cute!
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Yes, Pepper wants a piece o’ you!
grapfhics almost 14 years ago
if you’re happy and you know it flap your wings, if you’re happy and you know it flap your wings, if you’re happy and you know you really want to show it if you’re happy and you know it flap your wings, Flap, FLap
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Maybe they shouldn’t have got a bird dog.
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
Squirrels and cats and birds better scurry.
Cleo’s comin’ for you in a hurry.
Cleo will be keepin’ you in a worry.
And she just won’t stop.
GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I should have got steel wings.
GROG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hey, wouldn’t we all love one of those.
DennisinSeattle almost 4 years ago
I thought I posted this before I dozed off, I guess not.
http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=cscwy
Cleo can be hard to shop for, but not this Christmas!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
So …. Allen there is being assaulted by Pepper?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Little wonder that Cleo covets this latest weaponry. It pushes all the right buttons: airborne, an explosive armament, obliteration of the enemy. The challenge would be limiting her to using it only against “murder hornets.” (Is there a catchier name than “murder hornet?”) She would be on search and destroy missions all over Cleveland, starting with the evil cat next door.
Tigressy almost 4 years ago
http://www.comicssherpa.com/site/feature?uc_comic=cscwy&uc_full_date=20201221
Put yesterday’s drones to good use.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago
See Claude Clifford perform some clever Christmas prognostication…
in the the Dec 21st 2020 “CLEO and COMPANY” on Sherpa.
Gee, Claude… what was your first clue?
Was it the dog plastered all over the screen?
Trouble is… well, besides the obvious trouble that the Cliffords don’t seem to notice
… the kind that might stem from giving your dog advanced weaponry…
Is that this is a brand new government grade device.
Probably too new to pick up at the Missile Giant™ Holiday Open House and Sidewalk Sale… or order for Christmas delivery from BazookasЯUs.
In fact, it may not be available to the general public for years.
However…. Cleo must have some strings to pull.
I mean, how many basset hounds do you know with any sort of weapons.
So my question is, is it still a surprise, or within reasonable limits thereof, if you have to ask your dog to finagle a way to buy her Christmas gift?
I think Cleo would say it’s all right.
She knows Claude and Clara are hopeless at the arsenal-stocking game….
and don’t know how to schmooze like a pleading, sad-eyed basset at secret-weapons-trading enclaves.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Meanwhile… I just spent hours recovering from a looong Windows update….
not that it did any actual damage.
Usually they’re so slight as to be unnoticeable.
I have to (however grudgingly) give Microsoft some credit…
This inexpensive little computer just turned seven years old, and I’ve not had to worry about the Windows software being outdated …
they update it all the time to the latest version.
It used to be that you were behind the times every couple of years when a newer Windows came out…
Windows 98 was ancient seven years later, in 2005.
Tonight’s update also may have had the effect of making the computer respond more quickly to the WiFi signal… YAY!
But ….it also changed all my colors and some of my fonts…
I can only get my formerly custom blue window borders and taskbar in black, dark grey or white… even when they say I made them blue.
It changed a few other things too… not going to bore everybody, more than I already have.
I’m telling you guys cos I’d love to know whether anyone else is having these issues or knows a solution.
I just sent some stern feedback… which will have the effect of …. nothing.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 4 years ago
There he is again! He sure likes the tugging and pulling games.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Flamethrower drones? No, just no.
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
Good morning, Ballardeers! Q Date: 283.98572.14 celebrates the returning of the light.
That impromptu wing trim is gonna limit flight characteristics.
I have to think that Cleo should get her own flaming drone or buy the ACME mini torch to strap on the Amazon remote delivery vehicle she “acquired”.
(((((Yuletide Blessings and HUGS all around)))))
MAY THE SOLSTICE AND TURNING OF THE
WHEEL BRING YOU LOVE, PEACE AND
GOOD FORTUNE IN THE COMING YEAR.
WELCOME THE RETURNING SUN WITH JOY.
MontanaLady almost 4 years ago
Boy did that announcement wake up Cleo!! Here she was gently snoozing with Ma and Pa Clifford by her side, and they had to wake her up with this announcement. Ya think Santa will comply?
Perkycat almost 4 years ago
I could think of a few uses for that myself. It wouldn’t include an evil cat next door, though…..I know what Cleo is thinking about.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good afternoon Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan!
katina.cooper almost 4 years ago
What Cleo doesn’t know is that the evil cat next door has hacked into the Salvation Army drones, or “SAD” for short and will use them to attack Cleo when she is asleep. They will also grab her kibble and dump it in the local lake. SAD will make Cleo very unhappy.
StelBel almost 4 years ago
I just have to say that this C&C goes on my list of all-times favorites! Cleo is too cute, hugging the TV, and I’m not even going to pay attention to her reason why! She’s just cute!