Other people’s kids has always been a big problem for Carl. Having grown up in a large family and being the youngest of four brothers, this torment from the bottom up brings backs the anguish which plagued his youth from the top down. Carl received swirlees before swirlees were swirlees. The truth be known, he was the prototype; his brothers perfected the technique after years of practicing on him and finally introduced the method to the CIA, when Albert the second borne joined in 1974. This eventfully lead to water boarding and the rest is history, so they say. Carl had confided early on during his disclosure to the Thursday night study group that, his eyes water every time he flushes the toilet. Never having children of his own, a situation directly linked to the limp and eye twitch, Carl finds it impossible to tolerate the everyday musing of the children. What other see as good humored mischief, Carl finds as another distressing ordeal. On the other hand, some progress has been made. Carl can now smile at strangers, tolerates short elevator rides, has reduced his dry cleaning bill by half, and goes to the movies by himself. He has also, networked his support group through Facebook; Carl@Iamreallyhappy.com
Other people’s kids has always been a big problem for Carl. Having grown up in a large family and being the youngest of four brothers, this torment from the bottom up brings backs the anguish which plagued his youth from the top down. Carl received swirlees before swirlees were swirlees. The truth be known, he was the prototype; his brothers perfected the technique after years of practicing on him and finally introduced the method to the CIA, when Albert the second borne joined in 1974. This eventfully lead to water boarding and the rest is history, so they say. Carl had confided early on during his disclosure to the Thursday night study group that, his eyes water every time he flushes the toilet. Never having children of his own, a situation directly linked to the limp and eye twitch, Carl finds it impossible to tolerate the everyday musing of the children. What other see as good humored mischief, Carl finds as another distressing ordeal. On the other hand, some progress has been made. Carl can now smile at strangers, tolerates short elevator rides, has reduced his dry cleaning bill by half, and goes to the movies by himself. He has also, networked his support group through Facebook; Carl@Iamreallyhappy.com