X, …. you disappeared again ….. You’ve GOT to stop throwing your computer out the window if you want to get to Ballard St!
Redkaycei’s not here yet….hey Red, I know you said “after the turn…” but it’s hours after by now…
So I’m gonna wind it up and crawl off for the last bus home….I’ll be back at the salon in the morning….the LATE morning….the one that starts sometime after noon….
And Monkey…. I cleaned the big grinder, but there’s still stuff in the smoker…so I set it really low.
That was a big yak!Come by the salon for banana bread and a foot rub, if you get time…
Apple product reboot. Starts with press any key to continue.Hit any key to continueHit harderUse a hammerA bigger hammerIf still no responseTake up the shot put.
Closest thing I did to that was hitting the old computer desk (a pressedwood thing I had to assmble) with my fist so hard it made a permanent big dent.
Seldom so frustrated anymore to do that and my current desk is solid ash. I’ll tell you all how it is though once I get on that ultra low fat vegetarian diet for the first few months. No chocolate, cheese, nuts or seeds as well as no animal product other than egg white and yogurt (1 cup per day).
I’ll try to work out a plan within the guidlines that I can stick to for at least the first year. I normally only consume about 1500 cal/day at home and do workout every other day (now adding strider for (2) 1/2 hour periods on the other days. No problems w/weight – just need to bring my BP down to around 140. My lover’s is well under that, but he will help me maintain my diet I’m sure when I return next time (thinking May). Not the caviar and filet mignon like last night and no good organic chocolate with natural milk at bedtime (food doesn’t matter to me if with him) ;-D
I have smashed a computer keyboard and monitor both on the floor in a fit of pique…I would have thrown the base out of the window as well, but I live in Minnesota and it was winter out (-20)…after cleaning up, and replacing both, I think the base was scared for its life, and lasted 2 more years without freezing up once. But when it died, it died hard, and the hard drive was unrecoverable…se la vie…
Those sailing ships reminded me of a late relative. He was Walter LaSalle. My grandmother’s older brother. He ran off as a child to go to sea. He sailed on those Clipper ships of the late 1800’s. Cutty Sark was an example. He loved to tell sea stories as he spent his whole life out there. When I knew him back in the 1960’s he built ship models. He showed me a letter from Ravel Model company who make the model of the Cutty Sark. They claimed to have all the ropes listed with the proper names and locations. He being a sailor on that type spotted one rope improperly named. He wrote them a letter and gave them the proper name for it. They wrote back apologizing for the error and correcting the mistake. I became amazed that he knew the names locations and positions of every rope on those type ships. He explained you had to. If the Captain yelled go secure the port side main sail line you had to know which one to run to. This was some obscure little rope near the stern that secured a block and tackle assembly. He was later on the side paddle wheeler steamers when they began to take over. He said he was mostly a China sailor. I did not know much until years later. He had a vast amount of small china figurines he had gathered over his trips. Left them to me when he passed. I turned them all over to the Smithsonian as a gift. So I imagine they are safely stored.
On the shots of the ships.The top one is correctly done. She is in trouble having to go to storm sails and trying not be capsized by those port waves. Hard put to the task the sailors there to keep her afloat.The other one looks like she is running into the wind with full sails. You cant do that. You have to tack to run into the wind. A side to side run is required. It is dramatic but too fanciful. If she is running with the wind she has too much sail. The stern sails catch all the wind prevent it from reaching the main sails. To run best with that design you want to run just off the wind direction. If the wind is north you want to run a few degrees to North Northwest. That way all the sails catch wind. Good for running.
Oh and on the wind it needs best to be astern to run good. So my north wind meant the wind going south to north not from the north. If it was from the north on the bow then you need to run Northwest for a few leagues then run Northeast for a few leagues. It is a very crooked straight line.. My bad(I love watching sailing racing. America’s Cup fan)
Monkey…. um…if that clock really works….26:103 is perfect!
But I have a watch that used to sometimes read 63:27 and stuff… I had high hopes, but it never seemed quite true.Usually it meant “I got wet!” and after a day or two, it only went to 12:59 like other watches.Then one day letting it dry out didn’t work…. sigh….and now it’s sitting in a drawer, waiting for the world to catch up to it at 37:53 or so.
BTW if you go with the Linguist …be sure to read my warning on last night’s page….
Why do I not havea personal assistant to correct the spelling and content of my posts?….one can only imagine….but it was probably the purple microdot….sigh…
Sheriff Monkey. Sir,..I have a straight question for you. Are you allowed to marry people within your county?….I may be attending to that detail soon…if you travel out of your county are you still an official of the marrying court?….say in California?…or Minnesota?….just curious….nothing going on here….move along folks, nothing to see….nothing that will be….
Fenton, Yak ribs please…and a few more Gin and Tonics…extra lime please….and btw Sugar, we need to talk…oh, can I have a side salad with some s.w. ranch dressing on the side….thanks, I am really hungry…..diddling with a fork, splashing lettuce through the ranch dressing, stabbing tomato quarters, lancing cucumber sections as though they were pieces of lamb that needed soaking in an onion & yogurt sauce….thinking to myself, man, this is gonna be tuff….Fenton is da bomb…and so sweet…so inutterably Canine Masculine….so generous…so, so, so, Fenton…arrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh…Fenton my darlin’, I am so sorry, but there is another….and he is human….Fenton, I dearly adore you, I worship at your Caninely candlelabra…I think there is not much that could be better than you…but, I am human, and so is he….I am so sorry Fenton….the 2 bedroom bath and a half dog house is yours….you can eat breakfast with me anytime…my human says so too….but we just are not meant to be Fenton…but you were wonderful and I love you and always will…You rock Fenton…God Bless You….and save that red striped shirt…you looked amazingly hot in it….I will never forget you….
Bev, keep an eye on Fenton for me if you would. I have to move on, but I am afraid that Fentonis going to be hornswoggled,…. please have Susan and the monkeys keep an eye on him…I promise not to disconbobulate him…although he has my dearest heart, he cant compete with a real person…..and thats such a shame…just please ask everyone to show him courtesy and affection, as he is one of those who deserve it and he serves the same in large doses to all of us….his twin sister Gwen sure made them all sit up on the pads of their paws and howl at the chandelier at her outrageous canine felinity….such a girl, such a boxer girl…so fine, shes kind – some boxers got to the tell the world that she’s mine, mine, mine….They were a great family and I will miss being considered a part of it….In the clearing stood a boxer and a fighter by his trade…..sniff, sniff…I am gonna miss you Fenton….
Hey, Bev!!! Are you still here? Got time for a drink? And, did you see all the smashed computers out on the sidewalk? Someone’s going to be getting a Litter Citation….
Glad you liked them, Bev . I agree…the first one is my favorite (only listened to it at least 89 times today! lol)
Do you suppose someone was having trouble with their email and that’s why they heaved the computer out the window? I can see how that could happen! Why, just this morning…..
Wha…What? What’s that?….Oh, sure, another scotch and water with a twist and whatever Bev’s having… Thanks, Fenton!!!
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes…just this morning, I even opened up a whole new email account just to be able to open one email that I got…and, still….no luck!
Wow…Bev !!!! That even looks like me…before Susan started to do my hair. I really do like the blonde so much better. You ready for another Coors Light?
Well, that’s it for me…I’ve had my limit. Glad I ran into you tonight, Bev . I had wanted to stop by the salon earlier to chat with you and Susan , but couldn’t quite get there when you had your appointment. I sort of got confused as to what time you and Susan actually scheduled it…….
And, as usual, please steer clear of Candi’s Mountain ! This means you, x_Tech AND Linguist !!! The standard security measures are in place and activated!
Another interesting ship to check out —inside and out, is the Mayflower II in Plymouth, MA….older than the whalers at Mystic, I think, but very similar, if I recall correctly
(accidently and prematurely clicked on SUBMIT. No, I will NOT submit now…I will when I’m good and ready!)
anyway…as I was saying, the Mayflower II seemed very similar to the whaling ships, but my memory is a little fuzzy, since the last time I was at Mystic was 25 yrs. ago, and I just visited Plymouth in Oct.
Fenton, since I am here, a round for the house on me if you will…Serve everyone else first…then I will just have a B52…thank you….go see to the guests, I can wait…
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Must have been reading all the trolls on Doonesbury !
margueritem almost 12 years ago
He’s no longer online now…
x_Tech almost 12 years ago
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Bev…. didn’t you threaten to do that?Michael must have heard you and liked the idea.
Or maybe it wasn’t you….but he may have been reading this forum, anyway.
We think WE spend a lot of time on Ballard Street…. well he spends even more…maybe it got to him.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Speaking of getting off Ballard Street….
I was at the Tiki before the turn and nobody was there…lotsa yak ribs left….and some of the Linguiist’s punch, too….
And I thought I made you guys such a nice flag:
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SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Left a note there for Bev about pirate talk, too.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Bev… it may have just quietly updated itself when you weren’t looking….
It’s also possible that Adobe (who make Flash and Shockwave) got a lot of complaints and fixed whatever was making it incompatible with some systems.
If something like that is happening to you, it’s happening to a lot of other people too….whether or not many others you happen to know are affected.
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Good Night All. The ole Captain stayed up as late as he could but for some reason the eyelids are drooping. Talk to y’all in a few.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Sure Bev…. how’s 3:17?
If that doesn’t work you can have 4:23….
Just let me know.
I’ll make some banana bread….oughta anyway cos the Monkey might stop by….talk about monkey feet…. needing work….
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And Bri, and Linguist….I think most of us do.
When I comment on Doonesbury I feel like I’m dipping my toe into shark-infested waters…..
Ballard Street, though, is home.
Snickerdoodle?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Good night, you guys… me too, in a few…. but then, I’m west of you.
Ballard Street is sure long…
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
OK…. back again….
X, …. you disappeared again ….. You’ve GOT to stop throwing your computer out the window if you want to get to Ballard St!
Redkaycei’s not here yet….hey Red, I know you said “after the turn…” but it’s hours after by now…
So I’m gonna wind it up and crawl off for the last bus home….I’ll be back at the salon in the morning….the LATE morning….the one that starts sometime after noon….
And Monkey…. I cleaned the big grinder, but there’s still stuff in the smoker…so I set it really low.
That was a big yak!Come by the salon for banana bread and a foot rub, if you get time…
Just not between 4:11 and 5:46.
G’night all……..
el8 almost 12 years ago
He doesn’t do Windows.
Plods with ...™ almost 12 years ago
Good thing I have a “Toughbook”.
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
Can’t say how many times I’ve wanted to make my online presence known just like that. And I don’t even need to be online to want to do that.
Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Apple product reboot. Starts with press any key to continue.Hit any key to continueHit harderUse a hammerA bigger hammerIf still no responseTake up the shot put.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 12 years ago
In my mind, I heard Michael throw your mon-i-tor. Hallelujah.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
Closest thing I did to that was hitting the old computer desk (a pressedwood thing I had to assmble) with my fist so hard it made a permanent big dent.
Seldom so frustrated anymore to do that and my current desk is solid ash. I’ll tell you all how it is though once I get on that ultra low fat vegetarian diet for the first few months. No chocolate, cheese, nuts or seeds as well as no animal product other than egg white and yogurt (1 cup per day).
I’ll try to work out a plan within the guidlines that I can stick to for at least the first year. I normally only consume about 1500 cal/day at home and do workout every other day (now adding strider for (2) 1/2 hour periods on the other days. No problems w/weight – just need to bring my BP down to around 140. My lover’s is well under that, but he will help me maintain my diet I’m sure when I return next time (thinking May). Not the caviar and filet mignon like last night and no good organic chocolate with natural milk at bedtime (food doesn’t matter to me if with him) ;-D
battycomic Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Now that’s what I call a computer crash!
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Those are just swell swells ! Just a mild chop.Surely, Essex, you don’t suffer from mal de mer ?
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
I have smashed a computer keyboard and monitor both on the floor in a fit of pique…I would have thrown the base out of the window as well, but I live in Minnesota and it was winter out (-20)…after cleaning up, and replacing both, I think the base was scared for its life, and lasted 2 more years without freezing up once. But when it died, it died hard, and the hard drive was unrecoverable…se la vie…
Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Those sailing ships reminded me of a late relative. He was Walter LaSalle. My grandmother’s older brother. He ran off as a child to go to sea. He sailed on those Clipper ships of the late 1800’s. Cutty Sark was an example. He loved to tell sea stories as he spent his whole life out there. When I knew him back in the 1960’s he built ship models. He showed me a letter from Ravel Model company who make the model of the Cutty Sark. They claimed to have all the ropes listed with the proper names and locations. He being a sailor on that type spotted one rope improperly named. He wrote them a letter and gave them the proper name for it. They wrote back apologizing for the error and correcting the mistake. I became amazed that he knew the names locations and positions of every rope on those type ships. He explained you had to. If the Captain yelled go secure the port side main sail line you had to know which one to run to. This was some obscure little rope near the stern that secured a block and tackle assembly. He was later on the side paddle wheeler steamers when they began to take over. He said he was mostly a China sailor. I did not know much until years later. He had a vast amount of small china figurines he had gathered over his trips. Left them to me when he passed. I turned them all over to the Smithsonian as a gift. So I imagine they are safely stored.
Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
On the shots of the ships.The top one is correctly done. She is in trouble having to go to storm sails and trying not be capsized by those port waves. Hard put to the task the sailors there to keep her afloat.The other one looks like she is running into the wind with full sails. You cant do that. You have to tack to run into the wind. A side to side run is required. It is dramatic but too fanciful. If she is running with the wind she has too much sail. The stern sails catch all the wind prevent it from reaching the main sails. To run best with that design you want to run just off the wind direction. If the wind is north you want to run a few degrees to North Northwest. That way all the sails catch wind. Good for running.
Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
So hoist up the John B’s sailsSee how the main sail sets.Call for the captain ashore Let me go home,I wanna go home, Why don’t you let me go home.
Googled it.SLOOP JOHN B
Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Oh and on the wind it needs best to be astern to run good. So my north wind meant the wind going south to north not from the north. If it was from the north on the bow then you need to run Northwest for a few leagues then run Northeast for a few leagues. It is a very crooked straight line.. My bad(I love watching sailing racing. America’s Cup fan)
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Monkey…. um…if that clock really works….26:103 is perfect!
But I have a watch that used to sometimes read 63:27 and stuff… I had high hopes, but it never seemed quite true.Usually it meant “I got wet!” and after a day or two, it only went to 12:59 like other watches.Then one day letting it dry out didn’t work…. sigh….and now it’s sitting in a drawer, waiting for the world to catch up to it at 37:53 or so.
BTW if you go with the Linguist …be sure to read my warning on last night’s page….
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
What with Bev’s appointment, and you dropping by and all…
I thought I’d do a little baking….
x_Tech almost 12 years ago
@LinguistThe Pirate ShantySome of your crew?
x_Tech almost 12 years ago
3 Seafaring Songs
x_Tech almost 12 years ago
I’ve heard that aboard the Irish Rover they have ways of dealing with a Drunken Sailor
x_Tech almost 12 years ago
And for StelBel…Candi’s Mountain
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Veteran….. made lots…. you’re welcome to stop by.Eat some, take some home.Virtual bread is very light….no calories!
Oatmeal bread, white read, wheat bread, rolls…and of course lots of banana bread!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
You too, X, of course!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hey X…
BTW…. what time IS 26:103, anyway? I don’t wanna miss the Monkey’s appointment.
I mean, how do I get there if I don’t have one of those clocks?
Hmmm… I think I should order one.
It would give me time to cover the night shift at the Tiki when I already worked a day at the salon….
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
Why do I not havea personal assistant to correct the spelling and content of my posts?….one can only imagine….but it was probably the purple microdot….sigh…
x_Tech almost 12 years ago
And my other clock is toast.
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
Sheriff Monkey. Sir,..I have a straight question for you. Are you allowed to marry people within your county?….I may be attending to that detail soon…if you travel out of your county are you still an official of the marrying court?….say in California?…or Minnesota?….just curious….nothing going on here….move along folks, nothing to see….nothing that will be….
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
Fenton, Yak ribs please…and a few more Gin and Tonics…extra lime please….and btw Sugar, we need to talk…oh, can I have a side salad with some s.w. ranch dressing on the side….thanks, I am really hungry…..diddling with a fork, splashing lettuce through the ranch dressing, stabbing tomato quarters, lancing cucumber sections as though they were pieces of lamb that needed soaking in an onion & yogurt sauce….thinking to myself, man, this is gonna be tuff….Fenton is da bomb…and so sweet…so inutterably Canine Masculine….so generous…so, so, so, Fenton…arrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh…Fenton my darlin’, I am so sorry, but there is another….and he is human….Fenton, I dearly adore you, I worship at your Caninely candlelabra…I think there is not much that could be better than you…but, I am human, and so is he….I am so sorry Fenton….the 2 bedroom bath and a half dog house is yours….you can eat breakfast with me anytime…my human says so too….but we just are not meant to be Fenton…but you were wonderful and I love you and always will…You rock Fenton…God Bless You….and save that red striped shirt…you looked amazingly hot in it….I will never forget you….
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
@beviek
Bev, keep an eye on Fenton for me if you would. I have to move on, but I am afraid that Fentonis going to be hornswoggled,…. please have Susan and the monkeys keep an eye on him…I promise not to disconbobulate him…although he has my dearest heart, he cant compete with a real person…..and thats such a shame…just please ask everyone to show him courtesy and affection, as he is one of those who deserve it and he serves the same in large doses to all of us….his twin sister Gwen sure made them all sit up on the pads of their paws and howl at the chandelier at her outrageous canine felinity….such a girl, such a boxer girl…so fine, shes kind – some boxers got to the tell the world that she’s mine, mine, mine….They were a great family and I will miss being considered a part of it….In the clearing stood a boxer and a fighter by his trade…..sniff, sniff…I am gonna miss you Fenton….
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Delta Rae is a group that I just happened upon today through YouTube, and I think these two songs and videos are particularly well done.
Bottom of the River (Delta River)
Dance in the Graveyards (Delta Rae)
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Hey, Bev!!! Are you still here? Got time for a drink? And, did you see all the smashed computers out on the sidewalk? Someone’s going to be getting a Litter Citation….
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Glad you liked them, Bev . I agree…the first one is my favorite (only listened to it at least 89 times today! lol)
Do you suppose someone was having trouble with their email and that’s why they heaved the computer out the window? I can see how that could happen! Why, just this morning…..
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Wha…What? What’s that?….Oh, sure, another scotch and water with a twist and whatever Bev’s having… Thanks, Fenton!!!
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes…just this morning, I even opened up a whole new email account just to be able to open one email that I got…and, still….no luck!
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Wow…Bev !!!! That even looks like me…before Susan started to do my hair. I really do like the blonde so much better. You ready for another Coors Light?
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Bev …I tell you, had I only known about this this morning, maybe the outcome would have been more successful…
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Fenton is so stoic… shhhh! I think he’s ok, but you know, he’s so private, he wouldn’t want to show his heartbreak in public…
StelBel almost 12 years ago
But…….I’ll tell you this:
StelBel almost 12 years ago
…thanks to Google!
StelBel almost 12 years ago
That’s why I prefer Bing!
StelBel almost 12 years ago
B-I-N-G-O!!!!!
StelBel almost 12 years ago
(Gotta do just one more…)
StelBel almost 12 years ago
@Bev
“And B-I-N-G-O!!!!! was his Name-O
hahaha, you knew I’d do that, didn’t you?"++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++I could barely resist the temptation myself!
StelBel almost 12 years ago
@Bev
Well, that’s it for me…I’ve had my limit. Glad I ran into you tonight, Bev . I had wanted to stop by the salon earlier to chat with you and Susan , but couldn’t quite get there when you had your appointment. I sort of got confused as to what time you and Susan actually scheduled it…….
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Is it me, or are all the clocks on Ballard St. getting a little screwy? Is x_Tech tinkering with time again????
StelBel almost 12 years ago
That’s why I put security on my clock!
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Good night, everybody!
And, as usual, please steer clear of Candi’s Mountain ! This means you, x_Tech AND Linguist !!! The standard security measures are in place and activated!
StelBel almost 12 years ago
@Linguist
Mystic Seaport rocks!!
Another interesting ship to check out —inside and out, is the Mayflower II in Plymouth, MA….older than the whalers at Mystic, I think, but very similar, if I recall correctly
StelBel almost 12 years ago
(accidently and prematurely clicked on SUBMIT. No, I will NOT submit now…I will when I’m good and ready!)
anyway…as I was saying, the Mayflower II seemed very similar to the whaling ships, but my memory is a little fuzzy, since the last time I was at Mystic was 25 yrs. ago, and I just visited Plymouth in Oct.
NOW, I’ll submit…
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Is everybody leaving again just when I got here?
Just want to let you all know before I say aything else…. my computer crashed a little while ago…. and after the first re-boot it crashed again.
I’m really hoping it’s OK now… I’ve run a virus scan and now I’m running a more complete one… nothing found in that vein.
I’ve looked at some error logs but I’m no programmer…. can’t figure out what happened…
If it happens again I can post briefly from my smart phone, and do some e-mail, so I won’t just disappear…
But for now, I’m staying away from searching for pictures or even watching videos in case something online did it.
Computers are strange creatures….
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Nice to see you, Stel…
We’re so rarely on at the same time!
So far I’m still here…. hoping, knocking wood, and all that.
StelBel almost 12 years ago
@Linguist
Thanks! A perfect way to wind down and relax and dream of being in Spain again…
….Malaga… Fuengirola…. Torremolinos…. Marbella……. those were the days…
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Can the security on your clock stop time from passing?
That might be useful….not forever, just now and then…
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Susan — have you thought of praying to the Google God???
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Yes, he can. He also issues tickets if it’s going too fast!
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Sometimes, the Google God requires sacrifices…
StelBel almost 12 years ago
Well, I guess it’s time for the “turn”….see you “tomorrow”!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Oh…. so it is…
Linda Solomon almost 12 years ago
Fenton, since I am here, a round for the house on me if you will…Serve everyone else first…then I will just have a B52…thank you….go see to the guests, I can wait…
Tigressy almost 2 years ago
Claude’s old nemesis strikes again!
https://cleoandcompany.net/january-22-2023/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Hi Tigressy!