Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 27, 2014

Measurements of Teds momentum have become increasingly uncertain as our confidence in our knowledge of his position has grown.

Essex60 hasn’t been upright for some time now.

The rest of us, however, are having no problem whatsoever!

Ted has hit the wall…Essex has had a fall.

That about says it all….

It’s a good thing for Ted that the wall is in such close proximity.

Momentum = Mass x Speed.

To get more momentum, the easy way is to gain more weight.

Ted continues to forget that when they say five hours, they mean FIVE HOURS!!

Dead-head Ted.

thanks TeD fer remindin me…we gots wall bangers haff off at teh TIKI tuday…awl day…. oh, an fresh smoked yak nuckels an ’maters… (yumm!)

umm…FYI….Yak Nuckels have replayced Yak Toez as teh appy tizer of choyse at teh TIKI… more meety anna step up in qwality…an teh TIKI is awl bout “Qwality”

Mmm! I haven’t had a Wallbanger in years. Would not mind a couple of those. I’ll pass on the knuckles and toes though – How about a bowl of Yak chili?

I have a spare Jaws of Life just for those moments.

Ted has the mass. What he is lacking is velocity.

Does this mean my downhill slide will eventually slow down. I can hardly wait. I have been at maximum for years just waiting to slow down.Of course I plan to roll on…….not ready for the sudden stop we all shall meet.

Ted’s a body at rest. Will he stay at rest?

Not quite but I have slept in my car before. Hurricane Rita back in Beaumont.The car was the only thing with electricity and AC. Throw in some MRE rations a few cases of bottled water and ice just like paradise.For these guys it was just too hot to work. Its siesta time. No crooks about even they take a nap in hot afternoon.

And adding sweat stains to the wall.

Night all…

Ted is losing momentum, also, his hair. He is at that stage where he finds himself saying, "Just a moment, um… I seem to have hit the wall. Just a moment, um, it will come to me, um, Ethyl?

Hi Bev. Still here? Fireman still here? Good! I usually miss you, giggle.

I’d love a couple of sweet N sour Yak ribs, barbied, and a half pint of light beer.

I just realized I forgot to post that. Darn.

And he didn’t have much of it to begin with.

Great music!

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Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!