Several years ago my neighbor decided she wanted a pet rooster to live in her house along with the the three parrots and 3 dogs she already had…I warned her that chickens cannot be housebroken and they will…you know….all over the house and bird guano is acidic. She pooh poohed me, got the bird and it lived in the house for about two weeks. Next thing I knew she had built a pen and bought 6 hens for his harem! She never did admit I was right though. LOL!
Don figured that since everyone always pointed at his house and said an ass lived there, he should make it literal. That way his feelings were no longer hurt when they pointed and made that remark.
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I hope he’s paper trained ; )
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
A match made in heaven ; )
damifid0 over 9 years ago
Good morning.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
The animal’s relationship with Don’s carpet is, unfortunately, not unique.
Laynegg over 9 years ago
Several years ago my neighbor decided she wanted a pet rooster to live in her house along with the the three parrots and 3 dogs she already had…I warned her that chickens cannot be housebroken and they will…you know….all over the house and bird guano is acidic. She pooh poohed me, got the bird and it lived in the house for about two weeks. Next thing I knew she had built a pen and bought 6 hens for his harem! She never did admit I was right though. LOL!
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Oh, maybe not so unique when you consider that Don appears to be related to both…
miscreant over 9 years ago
Don figured that since everyone always pointed at his house and said an ass lived there, he should make it literal. That way his feelings were no longer hurt when they pointed and made that remark.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
Don has a cute Ass.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Don and Connie needed more space for their little friends, so they started renting various properties around town.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Bessie likes to go for little walks………..
Linguist over 9 years ago
I had soooo many naughty comments regarding Don and his Equus Asinus, but I shall leave it to you to imagine what they were.
Happy Saturday, Ballardeers !
Linguist over 9 years ago
Works for me !
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe the forum needs a little of this…
damifid0 over 9 years ago
Good morning,sundae.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
On the other hand, Bunnies can jump.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
…when they want to…
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
He must not be married. Otherwise, his wife would come home and tell him to get his a s s out of there.