Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 29, 2016

Oh Bev, I have a mental picture of Gene NOT catching a gopher, squirrel or whatever, The animal, now hopping mad, turns and catches Gene by the seat of his pants!Geraldine would laugh and laugh!

There was this HUGE moth outside the front door just now. Dale opened the door and it flew inside and he shut the door on it. EwwwwI’m not cleanin that up!

Don’t worry Edna, Gene’s a professional. He’s got it all worked out

Bev, I will!

I like the hair dryer idea.

Yeah, Bev… that’s what I was thinkin’…and I know what else Gene is gonna catch.Heck.That’s what he’s gonna catch…I mean after Geraldine sees the pansies she just planted yesterday, so artfully, by the bench, in the shade…and the snapdragons by the back porch.

Gene gets a bit carried away when that darn squirrel runs up the oak tree, or that big green frog hops under the back stairs.

Well, Gene is feeling foxy.And it works for him

Gene is going about gopher grabbing the wrong way. First you need to find the gopher:

Locate his burrow

. Make sure you’ve obtained the proper permits from Sherif MunkyBluz !! Then, quietly remove the rotten rodent…

I know why the cage Gene springs…

@Coyoty

Thankfully, the Conventions are over ….