Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 26, 2017

And a very fashionable plum chex, if I may say so. But I think it needs a slight bit of alteration.

Don’t forget Dennis the inserts, they may need to be cut down a bit.

BTW is there any more if that check fabric? I want to reupholster an occasional chair on my sun porch.

And when are you getting in the red white and blue polka dot fabric, I gotta start now if I want to finish an ensemble for the Fourth of July Parade!

Nothing wrong with it at all. They merely need to be taken in a bit. And scratch him under the chin once in a while.

Hah!

I suppose then, you’ll want him to get his own wife and his own sofa.

“No,” thinks Rollo, "I’m quite comfortable where I am, thank you very much,

and if you would just fetch the popcorn like a good fellow, you can sit with us anyway while the missus and I watch Antiques Roadshow."

(Can’t you hear Abba’s “Winner Take All” playing softly in the background?)

The dog looks quite smug.

He’ll regret it when Rollo needs help with the zipper. The belt he may luck up with.

I really wish I hadn’t had a mouthful of cheerios and milk when I saw that….

Should’a got him some shorts.

A good use of his allowance. Nice pants.

“No shirt, no shoes, no service.”

“No pants? We’ll service you right out the door!”

I’m not sure if he’s trying to justify his buying pants for the dog, or upset that the dog is sharing his.

Is that Juanita again with her PNAD badge?

I can see clearly now………..